I was invited into my first cult!

A few weeks ago I recieved this email:

Hi Amanda,

Check out http://www.soulore.com/ and click on Inner Pathworks. It isn't for everybody but it does cure quarterlife crisis.

Soulfully,

Randy Russell

(Note: I would love to upload the entire email for you because Randy included some pretty sweet graphics, but he also added his address and two telephone numbers, and I really don't need an entire cult up my ass.)

Naturally I looked into Randy's offer and found that Inner Pathworks is described as

"the place to come if you are over 18 and feel the inner call to create a
self-sufficient life of meaning and adventure while becoming at home with mother
nature and your inner nature".

I started to wonder what my inner nature would look like. I have a feeling it doesn't include canoeing and hiking up a mountain at sunset like Randy's site depicts.

Now, none of this really points to cult, but there's something about Randy's flowing gray ponytail and the words "over 18" that make me think you have to pay in sexual favors... that may just be me though. I'm not really into investigative journalism, but I will bake anyone brownies who is willing to go this guy's house in Idaho and tell me what goes down. Pictures are preferable.