1. Being so absent minded that I put face wash in my hair instead of on my face because I forgot that I just washed my hair two seconds ago... Oh and its the kind with the exfoliating beads. I've done this two days in a row now.
2. Getting a $1,500 dollar estimate on my car that will leave me with a black hood and a beige car. Even though I don't appreciate this, I might be able to make this better. Maybe a mural? I'm thinking something very Sergent Pepper's.
3. A thermostat set at 65.
4. Wanting every single one of Cher's dresses in Mermaids but knowing they would look horrible on me. Damn you Cher.
5. Light V-8 Fusion. Seriously? You're going to sell me diet vegetable juice? I think that's called water.
6. My twitching eye.
7. My constant craving for a cheesy gordita crunches.
I am going to get back under the covers now because it is cold and I have no car and all I really want is a gordita but I have no way to get one, but wouldn't even eat it even if I could because I want those freaking dresses to look good on me. Sigh.
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